Weird English

Japan is not an English-speaking country. However, they think that random English is pretty darn cool, so here is my homage to them: Welcome to Weird English.



Here are some of the weirder things I've spotted since I've entered Japan...

The life-supporting handkerchief - From Hirakata

The supermarket that helps you get a good life - From Hirakata

Okaasan's water pitcher - From the house in which I am currently residing

...I don't even... I think it's for ice cream? - From Hirakata

(the left side is cut out, but it says "coco de cook") A supermarket - From Hirakata

I don't get it, because it was sweetened.... - From Hirakata

My favorite store ever. I've never even entered it, but look at the awesome name! - From Kyoto

Step right up, step right up, buy a car for ~$80! ...wait, that's not a car... - From Osaka

If you're tired of ceramic dining, please try our break-away store, Mosaic Dining.... - From Kyoto

If your socks style is not enjoyed, you cannot enjoy life. So how are your socks? - From Kyoto

The glare is over the title, but it's called "snob en vamp" and it's a hair salon... - From Kyoto